Sarah Jessica Parker: B.O. in a Bottle

First this:

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.

Now this:

PARKER WORKING ON TOP SECRET B.O. FRAGRANCE

The money quote:

I really like B.O. and I think it’s sexy.

It shouldn’t be too hard to find The Perfect Scent—just do some headspace sampling of Hugh Grant in order to capture the acrid, humiliating aroma of flop sweat.