Thursday, October 6, 2011

“The Whole World is Farting!”

It looks like the aimless whine-fest that is Occupy Wall Street has finally found its mission: It will become the FSM. No, not the Free Speech Movement. The Fart Smeller Movement!

Time to refresh those old chants (seriously, kidz, they were stale by ‘69).
“What do we want?”


“When do we want it?”

“One, two, three, four, let it go and give us more!”

“All we are saying, is give farts a chance!”

“We are the farts we’ve been waiting for!”

[From the New York Post via JammieWearingFool.]


marsha said...

LOL, another one of my dear late husband's pet phrases, fart smeller. You gave me a nice chuckle this morning. I imagine that protest is getting old up on Wall Street.

+Q Perfume Blog said...

hummm If I was single I would date Dr. Avery Gilbert...but thinking twice...what is this obsession about human releasing gas???

Avery Gilbert said...


Your late husband sounds like a man after my own heart: a guy in tune with the inherent comedy of gas in both its emission and detection.

Avery Gilbert said...

+Q Perfume Blog:

Ah, idol mio, you have the most exquisitely refined sensibilities. Don't be led astray by the misinformed flatophobes. The unembarrassed release of gas in the presence of a lover signifies the profoundest level of intimacy.

Except maybe after Indian food.

+Q Perfume Blog said...

If I would date Dr. Avery Gilbert I would let him cuddle on my butt cheeks...and would I know this was a profound level of intimacy or he was up to collecting samples to write his articles later???? LOLOLOL
Idol mio XXXXX

human release other scented fluids to explore no???

+Q Perfume Blog said...

about other obsessions...