Sunday, November 8, 2009

Chandler Burr: MIA at NYT

We noticed a piteous, mewling noise recently. It was coming from a part of the blogosphere we seldom visit—the drafty, empty rooms of “The Moment” at the New York Times website.

There, beneath Chandler Burr’s last perfume review—dated July 31, 2009—we found these mournful comments:
September 8, 2009 10:06 am
I hope you will soon review more fragrances :o) Thanks.
Kindest,
Anette

September 18, 2009 1:13 pm
Hey, is this blog on hiatus?
I’m looking forward to more reviews!
— Pedro D’Ardis

October 23, 2009 7:04 am

What’s happening with this blog? i loved it…
— michael
Such sad Mouseketeers (Anette! Pedro! Michael!). Could it already be the end of the show? (“Now it’s time to say goodbye to all our company . . .”) We decided to look around a bit more.

On September 4, Sandra Ballentine wrote about the new Daphne Guinness fragrance. Her commenters weren’t interested.
September 4, 2009 7:16 pm

Where’s Scent Notes by Chandler Burr? He doesn’t seem to have published a review in over a month.
— Guy Bannis

September 15, 2009 4:10 pm

Seconded! I miss Chandler! Is he on an extended vacation, or is Scent Notes no more?
— ac

September 25, 2009 3:50 pm

Where is Chandler Burr? I miss Scent Notes. Is this feature gone for good?
— Gerri
Uh oh. More disaffected Mouseketeers (Guy! AC! Gerri!). If the unrest spreads to another Times style column it would (by NYT editorial standards) constitute a “trend.”

On October 5, Monica Khemsurov wrote about fragrances by designers and architects. Here’s what her readers said:
October 6, 2009 12:59 am

I’ve got to assume that Chandler Burr is no longer writing Scent Notes for NY Times. He has been AWOL for two months now.
— Guy

October 10, 2009 12:18 pm

Yes, where is Chandler? Anyone know? I miss his Scent Notes column.
— Randy

October 19, 2009 9:58 am

Chandler Burr’s writing was the best thing about T magazine. Did his reviews offend the perfume companies or what?
— Jane Harlan-Simmons
Call the Trend Desk! It’s a veritable chorus of lamentation.

But hold on, Mouseketeers (Guy! Randy! Jane!). There’s a Burr by-line in the 5th Anniversary Issue of Women’s Fall Fashion. It ran on August 16 under the ominous headline “Eau de Woe: What Does The Recession Smell Like? Chandler Burr Inhales The Void.”

Inhales the void? Sweet Jesus! Has he been sucking on the tailpipe of Aunt Mabel’s Gran Torino? Thought we took the battery out of that fucker.

The 819-word style piece is full of unsettling imagery:
recession . . . emptiness . . . absence of people . . . fragrance sales have fallen . . . my investment statements [. . .] convey the smell of nothing . . . everyone is depressed . . . we’re edging into the olfactory void again . . .
Could this be his valedictory to perfume reviewing?

We were looking for the phone number of the Aromatherapy Prevention Hotline when we found this communication from Mouseketeer Mike on Basenotes. It’s allegedly from the NYT Void Huffer himself:
I went on a hiatus . . .
The blog column should be coming back when I stop drowning in stuff.
Again with the imagery! You’re making everyone in the clubhouse very nervous. Jean-Claude Ellena's publicist just passed out. Frédéric Malle is even more, how you say, triste than usual. Plus the First Nerve technical staff is getting a little twitchy. Their livelihood depends on the BurrOmeter. We sank a lot of capital into a top-of-the-line model and only used it twice. Going to have a hard time justifying that expense at the next board of directors meeting.

Hurry back.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe Chandler was off having plastic surgery, since he now looks just like Luca Turin in that "have you seen me?" photo.

Avery Gilbert said...

Anonymous:

Try to keep up, will you? The smart money in Canada believes they're the same person.

But I do like your attention to detail and your mildly paranoid conspiratorial bent. There may be a spot for you at the FirstNerve news desk if we have to lay off the BurrOmeter techs.

Katie Puckrik said...

Mousketeer Katie has been dolorously singing "C-H-A...N-D-L...E-R-B-U-R(R)..." for months, mourning the absence of Chaz and his lavender flights of fancy.

I even started clapping to show that I believed in him, hoping that like Tinkerbell, he would return to our world. Nothing yet. Who will join me in clapping Chandler back to life?

+ Q Perfume Blog said...

Chandler was last found in page number 20 of the second book of the Wally series "Where is Wally now", but don´t ask me what he was doing there...
But I swear I saw him wearing glasses and a yellow sweater!
Ups, sorry Chan...Was I supposed to tell these folks where you are hidding???

Avery Gilbert said...

Katie Puckrik:

The BurrOmeter technicians are clapping like madmen. They believe. They really really do!

Avery Gilbert said...

+Q Perfume:

Wow, he gets around. He's also been spotted in a semi-coherent ramble on Tina Brown's Daily Beast.

Nathan Branch said...

I think the start of his absence on The Moment coincided with the release of his novel; the release of his novel coincided with a book promotion tour; the book promotion tour coincided with a number of very bad reviews; a number of very bad reviews then coincided with the the book promotion tour drawn to a hasty close -- so maybe he just needed to take a little bit of time off to smell that great big void in private?

Have you no pity? Monster!

Avery Gilbert said...

Nathan Branch:

Burr wrote a novel?

mark42 said...

I'm sure Chandler has his reasons. Maybe after all of those reviews of latest fragrances his brain has been pickled in dihydro myrcenol and he's just gone fishing.

Anonymous said...

is that luca turin on the milk carton? love the image.

minette/scentsignals

Katie Puckrik said...

Not that Mr. Burr needs any help from me, but I would like to point out that his novel, "You or Someone Like You", got universal praise in all the places that matter (and in many of those that don't): a starred review in Kirkus (the toughest of all), Publisher's Weekly, NPR, Washington Post, Wall St. Journal. And no first-time novelists are afforded promotion tours anymore.

As the author of a memoir, I can appreciate how difficult it is to toil for donkey's years on a book, have it be critically well-received, and then have it contend with all the other pop culture flotsam for its own tiny place in the sun. It's tough out there in the book stacks, kids!

Mind you, I've not read Burr's book myself. Too much other flotsam clamoring for my attention!

Anonymous said...

I think he has surfaced at gq. he had an earlier feature with them in the spring and another piece is in their novemeber issue with even more reviews on their website.

I do miss him on the Times Moment- A weekly does was a good thing

Larry