Did you hear about the new designer fragrance? A limited edition of 400 bottles at $695 each.
Yadda yadda.
But it’s from Reed Krakoff.
Who? The venture capitalist?
No, that’s Roger Krakoff.
So you’re talking about the guy who runs Lazer and designs hi-tech gaming mice?
No, that’s Robert Krakoff.
Oh. You mean that white-collar litigator in D.C. came out with a perfume?
No, knucklehead, that’s David Krakoff.
Okay, I know who mean—that hot looking law professor at U. Colorado.
No, you pig. That’s Sarah Krakoff. The one with the perfume is at Coach.
Why didn’t you say so? She’s that online web marketing coach.
Imbecile! That Patsi Krakoff, Psy.D. I’m talking about Krakoff the designer.
Stop yelling, I’m not deaf. I know exactly who you mean—Delphine Krakoff, the interior designer.
No, not her.
But she’s married to Reed Krakoff.
That’s who I’m talking about.
Delphine has a $695 perfume?
No, her husband, Reed.
Who the hell is Reed Krakoff?
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