The headline from KEYT-TV:
“Bird Refuge Smell Upsets Neighbors”OMG! What sort of heartless, Gaia-hating bastards could possibly object to the smell of a bird refuge?
Apparently the sort of unenlightened troglodytes who live in . . . uh . . . Santa Barbara, California.
In that case, toss a bag of popcorn in the microwave then watch reporter John Palminteri describe the green-on-green action: nature-loving Californians upset with the smell of nature.