Monday, April 19, 2010

Fantasy Scent Marketing


We think that celebrity scents descended into self-parody a long time ago. That doesn’t stop Kelli Bender from milking it for giggles over at The Frisky.

But why stop at celebrities who’ve actually put their name to a product? Let’s play Fantasy Scent Marketing and find the celeb Least Likely to Succeed as the face of a fragrance.

I'll start the bidding with Lisa Lampanelli in the Women’s category and Moby for Men’s.

5 comments:

+ Q Perfume Blog said...

I wonder if Barbra Streisend is going to have a celeb fragrance...
the nose is there already...

xxoo

~x~ said...

bois de busey. gary, that is.

Avery Gilbert said...

+Q Perfume:

Sort of a surprise to realize that Babs doesn't already have a fragrance. (She apparently has a variety of rose name after her.) I suspect it's too late in the game--she's already ceded dominance in the chanteuse fragrance area to Celine Dion.

Avery Gilbert said...

~x~:

Bois de Busey. Outstanding selection. The unfiltered top notes burst from the bottle in all directions, leaving behind a drydown of exotic batshit.

~x~ said...

between grunting and chuckling = me