Sunday, March 4, 2012

Does This Condom Make Me Smell Slutty?

Good grief. Canadian sex-advice columnist Sasha provides the . . . uh . . . low-down.

P.S. Just a thought, but another solution is for correspondent Pretty Pony to exercise some restraint in filling her social calendar.

P.P.S. Should Mr. Two actually detect the tell-tale scent, what are the odds he will be (a) surprised, or (b) offended?

P.P.P.S. If Mr. Two takes offense, doesn’t that make him a priggish, uptight jerk? In which case, why would Pretty Pony be interested in what he thinks?

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