Saturday, March 5, 2011

Celebuscents: The Perfect Storm of Self Satisfaction

What celebrity wouldn’t want his own fragrance?

George Clooney apparently. He’s reported to have scuttled a Coty deal by demanding $30 million.

Marie-Helene Wagner wonders if it’s because he’s just not that into fragrance. I think it’s because he’s too into himself—he’s trapped in an enormous cloud of smug.


Katy Josephine said...

Perhaps I am the only woman on earth who thinks George Clooney is creepy. He is neither handsome nor appealing to me. I've seen him interviewed several times and can hardly express the level to which I'm underwhelmed.

I'm afraid if I met him he would point at me with his index finger, then wink and say, 'heeeeeeeey!'

That kind of creepy.

We can live without his fragrance.

Avery Gilbert said...


I get a similar feeling from the other dugout. It's Attack of the Face People. Not a guy I'd want to have a beer with.